self fact #11

Patrick star & the dark knight share the same sentiment 

After 27 years, there are things about me that still manage to surprise even my self.

Haze

• Haze is the pollution of dust particle in the air. For the record, it is my own definition of haze.
• It brings a lot of trouble. Among other, haze-related-illness, low vision sight and disturbance of daily chores/activities/business.
• I also have been affected by this widespread haze. I found that at times, I have difficulty in breathing. Plus my throat fells itchy.
• So far, nothing major is done to curb this annual problem. All I can see is the price hike of face mask. We can blame the opportunist. 
• Maybe this annual 'festival' is not a major concern in the authority to-do-list.It happens almost every year. It is somewhat has become a must in Malaysian calendar.
• People has started to play the blame-game. Politicians, blogger, accountant, clerk even makcik kantin has their own version of 'whose to blame for the haze anyway?'. 
• As long as there is no casualty, we will be ok. It is in line with our unofficial tagline - Malaysia Boleh! 
• Bolehlah...

Job

There is an aggressive woman at my work place
She shall not be named in this entry
Nevertheless, she is aggressive

I am not talking about physical action
Instead I am referring to verbal behavior
She cannot even lift a box full of papers but she can kill you with words

Everybody talks about her as if she is some kind of celebrity
Here and there her name rings like a door-bell
I guess this is the result of her aggressiveness

Nowadays I always make sure I lock my office door
For I don't want to hear her name or meet her
That way my day is brighter and full with laughter

Selamat hari jadi

Semalam hari jadi saya. Ramai yang ucap selamat. Terima kasih. Di bawah contoh ucapan yang agak cool. Terima kasih

Hoorayy!!

How I feel this week. Im a MASTER. Haha.

Blindfold marathon

• I've been talking about joining a marathon for quite some times. Many of my friends already knew my intention. They think it is a brilliant idea. "This is what people of our age should do", said a friend of mine.
• So, last night while browsing the internet, a friend highlighted one marathon event organized by Glaucoma Malaysia. The marathon will be about 5 KM and will take place at Putrajaya, next month.
• However this one comes with a catch. It will be a pair-marathon event. One member from each pairs would be blindfolded during the run. The other member would serves as a guide to the blindfolded member.
• Interesting isnt it? Therefore I am waiting patiently for my salary. Once it is out, I will quickly register for this fun event.
• To boil everything up, I can say that this is an interesting event. Besides fulfilling my dream, I also can do something good for Glaucoma Malaysia. After all helping the needy is in my blood.

P/s- Please pray so that I can finish the 5 KM marathon, blindfolded. Haha

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Of dreams and reality

• I have a very long list of dream. One of it is being a video maker. I always wanted to find a niche in this field of art.
• I found the art of video making is rather interesting. It gives me the chance to construct a makeshift reality according to my imagination.In short it is a dream that allows me to dream. Great isn't it?
• However this sugar-coated dream of mine never become a reality for I dont have the much needed equipment. I dont need those fancy camcorder or high -end digital recorder.
• Im think of something modest that suits me as an amateur video maker, or a beginner, if you may. A prosumer camera might be a handy tool for me. Be it Lumix, Olympus or even Sony.
• On the brighter note, the price of prosumer cameras is decreasing since there a lots of competitors who join the rat race of cameras. Therefore, in near future i might be able to get my hands of a prosumer camera.
• Once I get the right tools, I will start to get busy with my first project. Until the time comes, I will continue dreaming for dreaming is the seed of great ideas.

Picture is taken from here

My dream

• Year of twenty-twelve is an eventful year for me thus far. A lot of happening things will take place this year.
• One of it would be an event that my friends and I had swore to join, a marathon race. Yes the one which involve with lots of sweats and isotonic drinks. Haha.
• It was an impromptu idea of me on one eventful night. We decided to join a marathon simply because we are bunch of unhealthy lads who want to do something healthy.
• We know its going to be hell but what is life without challenges?
• God's will, we will be joining a marathon and who knows one of us might get the chance to finish the race.
• So from now on, be healthy and start to practice. Jyeargh!!

Pic was taken from here

3 hari

• Dalam masa tiga hari, macam-macam boleh terjadi.
• Dalam tiga hari, perang boleh terjadi.
• Dalam tiga hari, makanan boleh basi.
• Dalam tiga hari, cinta boleh bersemi.
• Dalam tiga hari, sesuatu yang indah menanti.
• Apa bakal terjadi pada anda dalam masa tiga hari?
• Lu fikirlah sendiri.

Tak ramai

Tak ramai tahu kerja mengajar ni perlukan seseorang yang mantap. Mantap dari segi ilmu, tenaga dan juga gaya. Sebagai contoh, jika seseorang itu tidak mantap dari segi ilmu, macam mana mahu jawab soalan anak murid yang semakin power. Buatnya dia tanya apa beza gerund dengan present continuous.

Dasarnya nak ajar orang kena ajar diri sendiri dulu. Bagi mantap dan power. Jangan ikut sangat GTO tu. Itu kartun. nak tgk cikgu betul pergi sekolah.

p/s- anda tau bezanya?

Bicara lelaki

" Aku bukan apa dow, benda-benda ni mengarut. Benda salah kita kena betulkan", kata Jefri dengan slanga orang muda. Lagu Adele berkumandang di persekitaran. Mengarut betul anak muda sekarang.

"Kau bayangkanlah dow, tiap - tiap minggu mesti mengarut. Sikit-sikit takpe. Ini mengarut dia tiga lapis punya. Lagi karut dari tiga line.". "Cuba bayangkan, orang pakai tudung salah, orang pergi bercuti salah, orang beli kereta pun salah. Merepek betullah MELODI ni.", Sungguh-sungguh Jefri berkata-kata. Mentang-mentang dia dulu ahli jawatankuasa Speaker's corner.

Zaid Hamdin hanya diam. Matanya terkebil-kebil memandang skrin komputer. Hatinya tak berapa minat nak layan jefri. Bukan apa, tengah sibuk main game. Ditambah pulak karakter dia tengah menaik. Zaid Hamdin bercita-cita nak jadi pemanah tersohor dia tanah Ragnarok.

"Inilah antara sebab orang melayu kita lemah. Sikit-sikit MELODI. Sikit-sikit artis. Mengarut. Tengok orang Cina. Belajar sungguh-sungguh. Setiap hari buat matematik. Tak lupa juga makan sup sirip ikan yu yang berkhasiat. Benda-benda ni buat menaik darah aku."

Setelah lama mendengar, Zaid Hamdin bersuara "Biarlah diorang. Lantak diorang lah nak tengok MELODI ke, GALAXY ke, FUHH! ke.."

Prang!! Runtuh meja uzur di rumah sewa dikarate Jefri. Marah sungguh dia dengan kata-kata Zaid Hamdin. "Ah! Benda salah aku fight. Aku ni berdarah pejuang tau. Panglima naning tu moyang aku. Aku nak report kepada kerajaan supaya MELODI ni di hentikan siaran. Tak guna punya rancangan, merosakkan Melayu. Penat-penat Ibrahim Ali berjuang, ada pula yang nak merosakkan Melayu."

"Ye lah. ye lah. Aku setuju pendapat kau Jefri." Zaid Hamdin malas berbalah. Last time dia lawan cakap dengan Jefri, sampai dua hari dia kena ambil emergency leave.

"Macam ni lah kawan aku. Terima kasih sebab sokong perjuangan aku. Esok juga aku usahakan surat aduan tu", Jefri tersenyum puas. " Aku nak berehat main internet kejap. Eh kau tau aku jumpa blog sedap dalam internet semalam. Dia punya cerita memang layan".

"Apa nama blog tu? Blog Obesefind ke?", kata Zaid Hamdin acuh tak acuh.

"Beautiful nara dot com".

Prang!! Meja yang patah tadi menjadi debu.

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Kenapa?

1. Kenapa Tarzan tidak mempunyai jambang?
2. Kenapa juruterbang Kamikaze memakai topi keledar?
3. Kita tahu kelajuan cahaya, apakah kelajuan kegelapan?
4. Kenapa ada istilah ‘tidur seperti bayi’ sedangkan bayi akan terjaga setiap 2 jam?
5. Kenapa pembakar roti di’rumah kita mempunyai setting untuk suhu yang tinggi sehingga mampu menghanguskan roti?
6. Kenapa lampu peti ais hanya ada dalam ruang sejuk, bukan ruang sejuk beku?
7. Kenapa irama lagu A,B,C,D,E,F,G… dan Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star sama?
8. Kenapa kita sering menekan butang lif lebih dari sekali?
9. Kenapa kita tekan butang remote lebih kuat walaupun kita tahu bateri hampir habis?
10. Kenapa anda mula berfikir untuk 9 soalan di’atas yang tidak sesekali membawa apa-apa perubahan?

Sumber asal di sini

Aziz Biri-Biri menulis

Apa khabar semua. Di sini saya ingin menulis mengenai hal-hal muzik. Muzik ni dari dulu dah jadi minat saya. Tulisan ini ialah bertujuan mengupas perihal muzik, sejarah muzik sedikit dan ada juga menyentuh mengenai muzik sekarang.

Hal-hal muzik ni memang saya minat. Sejak dari kecik dah 'into'. sebagai bukti, semasa di Taski ABIM saya menjadi 'lead vocalist' untuk konsert akhir tahun. Begitu juga saya pernah menganggotai kumpulan nasyid di surau dekat rumah. Tetapi hal-hal muzik rok saya lambat sikit belajar. Umur 12 tahun baru saya join rok.

Rok ni feel dia lain macam. Ketika ledakan Hip-hop dulu, semua orang cakap mesti ada 'ya a aw'. Saya rasa marah tetapi saya pendamkan. Tak guna bertumbuk dengan orang yang pakai seluar baggy dan berbaju FUBU. Mereka ramai, saya seorang. Kalau saya SIVAJI lain cerita.

Zaman apa ni?

Zaman dulu rok yang saya mula-mula kenal iala NIRVANA. Di rumah ada banyak kaset NIRVANA. Kaset dia mesti kulit nipis. Abang ssaya cakap GRUNGE tak payah kulit kaset tebal-tebal. Kalau tebal-tebal kaset kumpulan IMPRESSION. Zaman tu kumpulan IMPRESSION baru nak up. Ini lagi satu benda yang buat saya panas hati. Tapi saya tetap sabar.

Jadi rok yang saya kenal ialah gitar bising2, jerit2, tak mandi dan Kurt Cobain. Dari situ saya mula mengenali hal-hal rok yang lain seperti gitar bes, gajet, tali gitar no 1 sampai no 6, marijuana dan juga Compact Disk. Saya tidak membuang masa melayang grup seperti Scoin, Spin dan juga Budak kacamata.

Ini bukan budak kaca mata

Zaman dulu nak rok agak susah. Tiada kemudahan seperti Torrent, Napster, Youtube mahupun Ipad 2. Dulu saya rok secara usaha sendiri. Pergi kedai auntiy di Plaza Campbell, borak dengan abang atau brader-brader. Ada sekali tu saya tanya hal-hal rok di kedai kaset di Balakong. Tapi haram Cina kedai tu tak tahu apa-apa. Terus saya banned kedai tu. dah tutup dah pun kedai tu. Padan muka.

Pada pendapat saya budak-budak sekarang untung. Mahu belajar hal-hal rok menag senang. Tapi saya sedikit kecewa kerana rok yang mereka tahu hanyalah Bangfes dan juga 'everyday Im shufflin'. Itu bukan rok, itu benda lain. Malas saya nak komen.

Secara konklusifnya saya masih rok sampai kini. Pegang gitar masih ada gayanya. Cuma seluar je kena ekjas sikit supaya dapat muat. Oleh itu nasihat saya kepada remaja zaman sekarang kalau nak rok, belajar dulu betul-betul. Masuk universiti dan jangan lupa tolong mak ayah di kampung.Sekianlah daripada saya.

P/s - Apa cerita Aziz Bari?

The Boss

Ini ialah The Boss

Tapi ini lagi Boss

I salute you BOSS

pindah

• Kebelakangan ini saya tidak lagi aktif menulis blog.
• Bukan malas tetapi sibuk mengejar benda-benda duniawi seperti gaji, projek paper dan manchester united.
• Jadi saya terasa seperti mahu berpindah.
• Amacam?

Final II

Komik Troll oleh saya sempena Final. Semoga Alex Ferguson win lagi. Keh2

Final

Amik feel dulu. Berdebor!!

Nokia

Back in 2001 when you said you are using Nokia phone, people will surely salute you. "Wah...man..you pakai Nokia Sabun. I wanna buy Nokia Daun. Really good phone loh!". Sadly it is an old story now. Nobody likes Nokia anymore including me. The Symbian OS doesnt have what it takes to at least be at the same par as Blackberry,Android or Iphone OS.

Since nobody really care about Nokia anymore, the company decides to make some ridiculous phone that nobody cares to look at it let alone to buy it. Let me introduce you to the latest instalment of the ridiculous Symbian-phone-series.



Ladies and gentlemeng (bunyi Rosalinda) this is Nokia ORO. What's new? Well, for a start the body is covered with 18ct gold. Plus the rear cover is made from real leather. Interesting eh? Sadly that is just the outer part of the phone. Inside you will find nothing new since it is just the same-old-and-lame Nokia C7. Lame!!

According to Nokia this is the phone for people who are concious with their social standing. In other words, this phone is for the rich people who got nothing good to spend their money on. Hipster toksah berangan nak beli Nokia ORO. It costs around USD 1,126 and will be launched in selected country around the world.

They you have it. Another sign that Nokia is getting crazier and not the same power house as they used to be. Change Nokia. Change. Ask Obama for some advice. haha!

Credit Engadget

Youtube

Youtube was first introduce to the world in 2005. In 2006 Google bought Youtube for estimated value of $1.65billion. Since then million of videos had been uploaded to Youtube. What started out as a modest project has turned into a multimillion dollar industry.To celebrate its sixth birthday Youtube released poster that contains amaing stats about the website. Check it out!!


48 hours of video per minute? WTH man. Its like 2 days of recording. Can you imagine how many recording is uploaded per day? You do the math. Maybe in future, archeologist need not to find fossils to understand how the past people live. All they gotta do is log on to Youtube. Archeologist becomes Youtubelogist. Cool eh?

Credit to Lowyat