Mcizzy

After two years

2012-01-27T07:16:00.000-08:00

The year was 2010. Almost half a year since I finished my first degree. I never gave any serious thought about it. All I knew was it was something that I wanted to do. So the story begun.

After two years, it comes to an end. Today, the result came out and I it is a proud moment for me. finally after two years of studying, I am proudly a master's degree holder.

Million thank you to everyone who had helped in along the journey. My lecturers, mentors, seniors, colleagues, classmates, friends and family. A special thank you is dedicated to my lovely fiancee for being there for me for al these years. I love you all.

And this is how i feel.

Radio

2012-01-11T05:52:00.000-08:00

Ketika memandu saya selalu mendengar radio. Radio selalu menemani saya. Nak harap2 penumpang2 susah sikit. Mereka ralit main iphone, samsung galaxy atau pon blackberry. Oleh itu saya melantik radio kereta saya sebagai teman rapat saya didalam kereta.

Radio ni kadang2 saya pasang yang berbahasa melayu. Kebanyakkan radio melayu menggunakan bahasa melayu urban. Konon-konon hip la. Lagu pun bukan main boleh tahan. Kadang2 keluar Aizat. kadang2 keluar Nasir Wahab. Paling top sekarang dengar Shila Hamzah. Boleh tarik hati cik Tunang.

Kadang2 kalau datang insaf saya dengar IKIM.FM. Dengar IKIM.FM ni banyak faedahnya. Selain menenangkan jiwa, kita juga boleh menambah ilmu. Time-time ustaz kelakar keluar, memang sedap dengar ceramah tu.

Tapi paling terbakar bila dengar lagu Najwa Latip. Dia punya panas sampai statistik reckless driver meningkat setiap bulan. Apa kes ni?

3 hari

2011-12-28T19:35:00.000-08:00

Dalam masa tiga hari, macam-macam boleh terjadi.
Dalam tiga hari, perang boleh terjadi.
Dalam tiga hari, makanan boleh basi.
Dalam tiga hari, cinta boleh bersemi.
Dalam tiga hari, sesuatu yang indah menanti.
Apa bakal terjadi pada anda dalam masa tiga hari?
Lu fikirlah sendiri.

Master

2011-12-22T17:21:00.000-08:00

In just about one and half week, I will be done with my training. As for now I am still a trainee. But my training days are counted and I cant wait to end this.

After two years of roller coaster ride, I cant believe it is almost the end. Entering the institution as a fresh man, I crawl my way through the training. Of course I share my share of ups and downs during the training.

So faster, I've met some brilliant mentors who taught me a lot. Dr Faiz, Dr Ain, Dr Vijay and Dr Shameen just to name few, are good mentors. They help me to nurture the knowledge within me. Help me to see angels that I have never seen before. Train me hard so that one day I could be a mentor just like them.

Nothing but a sincere thank you to all who have been with me in this journey. Now, I have to face one last obstacle before all of you can call me MASTER.

p/s- Lets hope I will not turn into the dark side like what Anakin did. Muahahah!

Master Obi one kenobi

Nervous

2011-12-21T18:13:00.001-08:00

I got to admit it. Every time I want to walk into a classroom full of students, I will feel nervous. I kept thinking on what I have to say, what kind of jokes I should crack, what kind of face I should wear and thousand other questions. Even with experience of 2years, the feeling of nervous still there and breeds everyday.

Reality check.

Nervousness is normal. Any chap who said that they dont feel nervous might fall into one of these two groups. first they are liar. secondly they are superman. As simple as that.Its normal to have such feeling. As a human born, I cannot escape but to feel nervous every time people put on expectation on my shoulder.

I guess it is the part and parcel of being a normal human being. Even stadium rockers have their own nervy moment.

p/s- oh how I wish I have super power. I want the power of shooting beans from my fingers so that i can help those sleepy heads in class to wake up. Aim....Fire!!! Haha!!

Zaman susah

2011-12-20T06:03:00.000-08:00

Nanti bila anak2 tanya, "ayah cemana zaman ayah muda-muda dulu?" Apa akan kita jawab?

Zaman ayah dulu susah. penuh dengan demonstrasi. Tunjuk perasaan sana sini. Belum kira jenis yang main ludah, tampar, pecah, bakar dan tembak.

Zaman ayah dulu susah. Tak boleh berhibur tanpa menggunakan otak setiap hari perlu fikir mana hitam mana putih. Tak boleh malas-malas. Nanti di tipu dan di tindas.

Zaman ayah dulu susah. Semua nak bebas. Bersuara nak bebas. Berpersatuan nak bebas. Sampai nak tuju lubang mana pun nak bebas. Bebas menjadi pegangan hidup.

Zaman ayah dulu susah.

Tak ramai

2011-12-20T04:06:00.000-08:00

Tak ramai tahu kerja mengajar ni perlukan seseorang yang mantap. Mantap dari segi ilmu, tenaga dan juga gaya. Sebagai contoh, jika seseorang itu tidak mantap dari segi ilmu, macam mana mahu jawab soalan anak murid yang semakin power. Buatnya dia tanya apa beza gerund dengan present continuous.

Dasarnya nak ajar orang kena ajar diri sendiri dulu. Bagi mantap dan power. Jangan ikut sangat GTO tu. Itu kartun. nak tgk cikgu betul pergi sekolah.

p/s- anda tau bezanya?

Saya dia mereka

2011-12-15T09:18:00.000-08:00

We need new breed of leaders to lead us.

Those who have been at the helm for too long can consider retirement.

Plus if you are not an A-list leader, please step down for the benefits of everyone.

Sacrifice has to be made.

Me? I am a good leader. I will continue my reign. Dont question my ability. Thank you.

It's here

2011-11-30T08:57:00.000-08:00

DECEMBER

For some it is a festive period. All those joyful thought and happiness really kick in at this time of year. Great to see positive vibes are everywhere.

For me. It signifies the last hurdle of my not-so-fortunate-yet-meaningful adventure. Im racing against time. Every tick of the clock counts.

Come what may, I'll face it as a true man. I am a gallant fighter.

P/s- I aint adroit but adaptable.

Cari makan version berapa entah

2011-11-29T02:25:00.000-08:00

I am drowning

In the sea of perhaps and maybe

A space between dream and fantasy

Im gasping for air

Longing for a hand to hold me

Please someone, save me

Drifting through the air

Overcoming gravity

For once this is beyond imagination, this is reality

Bicara lelaki

2011-11-28T01:53:00.000-08:00

" Aku bukan apa dow, benda-benda ni mengarut. Benda salah kita kena betulkan", kata Jefri dengan slanga orang muda. Lagu Adele berkumandang di persekitaran. Mengarut betul anak muda sekarang.

"Kau bayangkanlah dow, tiap - tiap minggu mesti mengarut. Sikit-sikit takpe. Ini mengarut dia tiga lapis punya. Lagi karut dari tiga line.". "Cuba bayangkan, orang pakai tudung salah, orang pergi bercuti salah, orang beli kereta pun salah. Merepek betullah MELODI ni.", Sungguh-sungguh Jefri berkata-kata. Mentang-mentang dia dulu ahli jawatankuasa Speaker's corner.

Zaid Hamdin hanya diam. Matanya terkebil-kebil memandang skrin komputer. Hatinya tak berapa minat nak layan jefri. Bukan apa, tengah sibuk main game. Ditambah pulak karakter dia tengah menaik. Zaid Hamdin bercita-cita nak jadi pemanah tersohor dia tanah Ragnarok.

"Inilah antara sebab orang melayu kita lemah. Sikit-sikit MELODI. Sikit-sikit artis. Mengarut. Tengok orang Cina. Belajar sungguh-sungguh. Setiap hari buat matematik. Tak lupa juga makan sup sirip ikan yu yang berkhasiat. Benda-benda ni buat menaik darah aku."

Setelah lama mendengar, Zaid Hamdin bersuara "Biarlah diorang. Lantak diorang lah nak tengok MELODI ke, GALAXY ke, FUHH! ke.."

Prang!! Runtuh meja uzur di rumah sewa dikarate Jefri. Marah sungguh dia dengan kata-kata Zaid Hamdin. "Ah! Benda salah aku fight. Aku ni berdarah pejuang tau. Panglima naning tu moyang aku. Aku nak report kepada kerajaan supaya MELODI ni di hentikan siaran. Tak guna punya rancangan, merosakkan Melayu. Penat-penat Ibrahim Ali berjuang, ada pula yang nak merosakkan Melayu."

"Ye lah. ye lah. Aku setuju pendapat kau Jefri." Zaid Hamdin malas berbalah. Last time dia lawan cakap dengan Jefri, sampai dua hari dia kena ambil emergency leave.

"Macam ni lah kawan aku. Terima kasih sebab sokong perjuangan aku. Esok juga aku usahakan surat aduan tu", Jefri tersenyum puas. " Aku nak berehat main internet kejap. Eh kau tau aku jumpa blog sedap dalam internet semalam. Dia punya cerita memang layan".

"Apa nama blog tu? Blog Obesefind ke?", kata Zaid Hamdin acuh tak acuh.

"Beautiful nara dot com".

Prang!! Meja yang patah tadi menjadi debu.

Troll is a art

2011-11-07T20:29:00.001-08:00

see more Memebase and check out our Troll Face lols!

Kenapa?

2011-11-05T08:12:00.000-07:00

Kenapa Tarzan tidak mempunyai jambang?
Kenapa juruterbang Kamikaze memakai topi keledar?
Kita tahu kelajuan cahaya, apakah kelajuan kegelapan?
Kenapa ada istilah ‘tidur seperti bayi’ sedangkan bayi akan terjaga setiap 2 jam?
Kenapa pembakar roti di’rumah kita mempunyai setting untuk suhu yang tinggi sehingga mampu menghanguskan roti?
Kenapa lampu peti ais hanya ada dalam ruang sejuk, bukan ruang sejuk beku?
Kenapa irama lagu A,B,C,D,E,F,G… dan Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star sama?
Kenapa kita sering menekan butang lif lebih dari sekali?
Kenapa kita tekan butang remote lebih kuat walaupun kita tahu bateri hampir habis?
Kenapa anda mula berfikir untuk 9 soalan di’atas yang tidak sesekali membawa apa-apa perubahan?

Sumber asal di sini

Aziz Biri-Biri menulis

2011-10-31T04:47:00.000-07:00

Apa khabar semua. Di sini saya ingin menulis mengenai hal-hal muzik. Muzik ni dari dulu dah jadi minat saya. Tulisan ini ialah bertujuan mengupas perihal muzik, sejarah muzik sedikit dan ada juga menyentuh mengenai muzik sekarang.

Hal-hal muzik ni memang saya minat. Sejak dari kecik dah 'into'. sebagai bukti, semasa di Taski ABIM saya menjadi 'lead vocalist' untuk konsert akhir tahun. Begitu juga saya pernah menganggotai kumpulan nasyid di surau dekat rumah. Tetapi hal-hal muzik rok saya lambat sikit belajar. Umur 12 tahun baru saya join rok.

Rok ni feel dia lain macam. Ketika ledakan Hip-hop dulu, semua orang cakap mesti ada 'ya a aw'. Saya rasa marah tetapi saya pendamkan. Tak guna bertumbuk dengan orang yang pakai seluar baggy dan berbaju FUBU. Mereka ramai, saya seorang. Kalau saya SIVAJI lain cerita.

Zaman apa ni?

Zaman dulu rok yang saya mula-mula kenal iala NIRVANA. Di rumah ada banyak kaset NIRVANA. Kaset dia mesti kulit nipis. Abang ssaya cakap GRUNGE tak payah kulit kaset tebal-tebal. Kalau tebal-tebal kaset kumpulan IMPRESSION. Zaman tu kumpulan IMPRESSION baru nak up. Ini lagi satu benda yang buat saya panas hati. Tapi saya tetap sabar.

Jadi rok yang saya kenal ialah gitar bising2, jerit2, tak mandi dan Kurt Cobain. Dari situ saya mula mengenali hal-hal rok yang lain seperti gitar bes, gajet, tali gitar no 1 sampai no 6, marijuana dan juga Compact Disk. Saya tidak membuang masa melayang grup seperti Scoin, Spin dan juga Budak kacamata.

Ini bukan budak kaca mata

Zaman dulu nak rok agak susah. Tiada kemudahan seperti Torrent, Napster, Youtube mahupun Ipad 2. Dulu saya rok secara usaha sendiri. Pergi kedai auntiy di Plaza Campbell, borak dengan abang atau brader-brader. Ada sekali tu saya tanya hal-hal rok di kedai kaset di Balakong. Tapi haram Cina kedai tu tak tahu apa-apa. Terus saya banned kedai tu. dah tutup dah pun kedai tu. Padan muka.

Pada pendapat saya budak-budak sekarang untung. Mahu belajar hal-hal rok menag senang. Tapi saya sedikit kecewa kerana rok yang mereka tahu hanyalah Bangfes dan juga 'everyday Im shufflin'. Itu bukan rok, itu benda lain. Malas saya nak komen.

Secara konklusifnya saya masih rok sampai kini. Pegang gitar masih ada gayanya. Cuma seluar je kena ekjas sikit supaya dapat muat. Oleh itu nasihat saya kepada remaja zaman sekarang kalau nak rok, belajar dulu betul-betul. Masuk universiti dan jangan lupa tolong mak ayah di kampung.Sekianlah daripada saya.

P/s - Apa cerita Aziz Bari?

Laila...Laila....

2011-10-16T03:22:00.000-07:00

If only I trained my ears before I learned to be cool

The Boss

2011-10-13T08:47:00.001-07:00

Ini ialah The Boss

Tapi ini lagi Boss

I salute you BOSS

pindah

2011-09-21T08:28:00.000-07:00

Kebelakangan ini saya tidak lagi aktif menulis blog.
Bukan malas tetapi sibuk mengejar benda-benda duniawi seperti gaji, projek paper dan manchester united.
Jadi saya terasa seperti mahu berpindah.
Amacam?

The ginger prince

2011-05-31T04:56:00.000-07:00

Do you who is Van Nistelrooy's striking partner in FIFA 2001? The answer is Paul Aaron Scholes. Why yes he is a midfielder, but in his day he can play the supporting role or some people would could "in the hole".

He is a graduate from the famous Class of 92. This Salford born fella created the core of the one of the greatest Manchester United team in history. An accurate passer of the ball and know when to take a shoot, he is yielded as the greatest England midfielder of his generation. Even Lampard is seen as a school boy if he were to be compared with Paul Scholes.

Whenever I play PES or FIFA, he never let me down. He has what I called "sepakan berapi". Just push the button until the meter is half full, you will surely get a goal. Nobody can catch Scholes' bomb!!

We will surely miss you Scholes. You have been a great player for Manchester United. Thank you for a glorious 16 years.

Below are some comments from fellow professional on The ginger Prince:

Micah Richards : "He's always in the right position, always seems to be at the end of the box when the ball drops in. The complete midfielder - when he's fit, he's the best. Some go missing but he's in the right place at the right time. He's my favourite player."

Edgar Davids : "I'm not the best, Paul Scholes is."

Cesc Fabregas : "He is the one whose level I aspire to. He is the best player in the Premier League."

Michael Carrick : "Paul Scholes is just fantastic. When you play alongside him, you realise what a special talent he is."

Final II

2011-05-28T09:43:00.001-07:00

Komik Troll oleh saya sempena Final. Semoga Alex Ferguson win lagi. Keh2

Final

2011-05-27T09:42:00.000-07:00

Amik feel dulu. Berdebor!!

Nokia

2011-05-26T10:14:00.000-07:00

Back in 2001 when you said you are using Nokia phone, people will surely salute you. "Wah...man..you pakai Nokia Sabun. I wanna buy Nokia Daun. Really good phone loh!". Sadly it is an old story now. Nobody likes Nokia anymore including me. The Symbian OS doesnt have what it takes to at least be at the same par as Blackberry,Android or Iphone OS.

Since nobody really care about Nokia anymore, the company decides to make some ridiculous phone that nobody cares to look at it let alone to buy it. Let me introduce you to the latest instalment of the ridiculous Symbian-phone-series.

Ladies and gentlemeng (bunyi Rosalinda) this is Nokia ORO. What's new? Well, for a start the body is covered with 18ct gold. Plus the rear cover is made from real leather. Interesting eh? Sadly that is just the outer part of the phone. Inside you will find nothing new since it is just the same-old-and-lame Nokia C7. Lame!!

According to Nokia this is the phone for people who are concious with their social standing. In other words, this phone is for the rich people who got nothing good to spend their money on. Hipster toksah berangan nak beli Nokia ORO. It costs around USD 1,126 and will be launched in selected country around the world.

They you have it. Another sign that Nokia is getting crazier and not the same power house as they used to be. Change Nokia. Change. Ask Obama for some advice. haha!

Credit Engadget

Youtube

2011-05-26T09:44:00.000-07:00

Youtube was first introduce to the world in 2005. In 2006 Google bought Youtube for estimated value of $1.65billion. Since then million of videos had been uploaded to Youtube. What started out as a modest project has turned into a multimillion dollar industry.To celebrate its sixth birthday Youtube released poster that contains amaing stats about the website. Check it out!!

48 hours of video per minute? WTH man. Its like 2 days of recording. Can you imagine how many recording is uploaded per day? You do the math. Maybe in future, archeologist need not to find fossils to understand how the past people live. All they gotta do is log on to Youtube. Archeologist becomes Youtubelogist. Cool eh?

Credit to Lowyat

Troll

2011-05-25T00:24:00.000-07:00

Some troll comic from lowyat.com. Credit to them.

Melayu

2011-05-24T21:54:00.000-07:00

Tun Dr Mahathir kata melayu mudah lupa. Masa tu marah sungguh orang Melayu. Katanya Mahathir kutuk Melayu. Mereka tak mau terima kata2 Tun Mahathir.

Memang melayu tak mudah lupa. Tak percaya lihatlah buktinya:

Melayu tak lupa nak berhibur. Ini memang champion. Mana pernah lupa. Rata-rata kalau buat kajian segala jenis bentuk hiburan adanya orang Melayu. Lakonan, nyanyian, ahli kelab malam, ahli rempit dan termasuk juga ahli lorong2. Melayu tak putus2 mengisi jawatan kosong di atas. Jadi mana bukti Melayu mudah lupa?

Melayu tak lupa pasal kuota. Ini pon tak pernah dilupakan. Malahan diperjuangkan habis-habisan. Pantang ada yang datang meminta secebis dua, melenting mereka. Belajar nak kuota, buat rumah nak kuota, melabur nak kuota malah nak baja tahi lembu pun nak kuota. Superb.

Melayu tak pernah lupa nak berbalah. Santau sana, fitnah sini, video seks sana, murtad sini. Bak kata Abe Kelate "Kalu gocoh, memang nombor satu!!". Tu belum kira kumpulan kepentingan. Anda amno, pas,perkasa, kita, kami,dia, saya dan paling baru Kumpulan K-Pop gula2. Macam celaka!

Melayu tak pernah lupa nak masuk Akademi Fantasia. Rujuk point pertama. Nuff said.

Berdasarkan maklumat di atas ada betulnya jika orang cakap kata2 Tun Mahathir salah. Lupa? Mana ada meh..!!

Sebenarnya ada banyak lagi. Malas tulis.

P/S - saya Melayu.

Meng Yu

2011-05-24T21:50:00.000-07:00

I grew up with this crop of player. I learned what is Manchester United and football by watching them on field. There were the core of the club. Now there are only two players left but they are well into their twilight of their career. Another is the toffees' captain. So long lads. I will always remember the class of 92. Legendary!!

First time

2011-05-24T08:03:00.000-07:00

In my life there are many memorable first time experiences. Here are the top five of my first time experiences.

My first bike. Im a proud owner of Yamaha Lagenda. It is the first engine-powered vehicle that I own. It is a gift from my dad. With my bike, I ride the bumpy road of life. Its a damn good machine. Never let me down. It call it "my baby".

My first job. Right after SPM, I worked at McDonalds. Technically, it was not my first job. My first job was at KFC. (yes, I had worked at both KFC and McD). But still McDonalds was the most memorable place for me. Together with my colleagues, we opened McD Taman Connaught. RM800 per month is heaven for an 18 year old boy.

My first guitar. I spent my PTPTN money to buy a nice guitar. Ever since I knew what is rock and roll, I always fancy to have my own guitar. At last, on 2006 I bought my first guitar. The sound of the guitar is soooo sweet i tell you.....

My first dean's list award. I am not a realy brilliant student. Therefore dean's list award is rare for me. But on 2007, I managed to work my ass to get the award. Looking at my exam's result, I almost cried thinking of the effort I had to put to get to that level. FOr once, I feel like im a genius. Haha.

My first time to see you. The place was at a karaoke center. I still remember seeing you for the first time. For me you were the cutest girl in that room. I curi2 took few of your pictures. Haha. Few months later, your are my ANGEL. I love you baby. ;)

The magic number

2011-05-15T00:14:00.000-07:00

19 times and its a fact!!

Why should I?

2011-05-07T10:13:00.001-07:00

Heyya. This is another video fro WongfuProduction. You know, the guy who made the hit video about relationship and stuff.

This is another video from them. Its funny and secretly tells you something about your stinky habit. So what your motivation? ;)

An inception

2011-05-03T08:23:00.000-07:00

Once I met a wise men
Who never shout nor yell
I wonder how he can be so calm
Amidst the chaos and storm all around

He told me a story
A story of a great person and his virtue
Who had a great heart and soul
Who always wanted to put everything in its rightful place

The person in the story was man a great
I wish I could have him as a friend
Better still, I wish I am the man
A great man with a big heart

I bid goodbye to the wise men
As he walk away he waved his hand
For a moment I just stood still
Thinking whether the wise men is the great man in the story

Its about life

2011-04-26T04:30:00.000-07:00

Its a very "true" video that touches everyone who had been or is in a relationship. Virgin pls dont watch this. You wont understand shit. Haha

I like ninja

2011-04-11T00:13:00.000-07:00

This is a random video that I found n youtube. Its about a day in a ninja's life. It is fun to have a good laugh once in a while. Enjoy!!

Sucker Punch

2011-04-06T04:46:00.000-07:00

Since the first time I saw Sucker Punch poster I fell in love with the movie. I guess its a movie that full with babes that can surely kick your ass and give you one or two sucker punches.

Yesterday I realized my dream of watching that movie. I got to admit that its not for the simple minded. You have to think and re-think in order to make sense of the movie.

Since my hommies and I considered ourselves as the not-so-simple-minded people,we tend to discuss the movie from our very own perspective.

Abok says " The whole movie is a metafora. Those three-layer scenes need to be understood carefully since they are related with each other. Its about the power that one posses that enables one to do what ever they want to do". Abok loves to talk deeply.

Anep continues- "I love the movie. It is full with action and drama. I like the part where the characters are in a war zone. I love Rocket the most!!"

Listening to my hommies talking make me realize that everyone has their own perspective when it comes to something. That makes our life colourful because everyone is different.

As for me, if you ask me about the movie I would only say " Babydoll my first. Amber my second. Vannesa Hudgens can come in third". Keh2.

Sometimes being simple minded is okay. ;)

Komunis

2011-04-03T20:54:00.001-07:00

Masa belajar dulu, selalu lepak mamak. Nama mamak tu Darul Ehsan. Mungkin sebab kat Selangor nama dia macam tu.Kalau kat Sabah mungkin nama dia mamak di bawah bayu.

Mamak kat sana tak lah hensem mana. Sekadar sedap mata memandang. Kira ok lah. Kalau tak sedap mata memandang boleh bawak marah. Bila marah tak selera nak makan. Tak selera makan buat apa lepak mamak. Tak gitu?

Selalu lepak dengan kawan2 satu course. Itu je kawan yang ada. Keh2.

Ada satu masa tu tgh sedap makan roti tampal, datang satu pak arab ni. Dia pakai jubah putih. Ketayap warna putih. Janggut pun putih. Badan sedap2 kalau nak masuk gusti.

Datang2 dia terus duduk kat meja kami. Belum sempat kami cakap apa dia dah buka mulut. Ada bunyi2 arab. Aq cuba dengar dengan teliti. Mana tau dia baca surah lazim. Aq memang hafal. Tapi sepatah ponn aq tak paham. Kami sabar. "Dia mengaji kot", ujar Syameer.

Selepas abes dia bahasa Arab kan kami, dia tiba2 cakap bahasa inggeris. Kami sebagai budak2 TESL memang wajib paham bahasa ni. Mula2 susah. Tapi lama2 senang. Pernah sekali tu aq chat sama Christian Bale. Sekali tu Christian Bale tiruan. Memang terbakar.

"Please help our brother in Afghanistan. We are Muslim. We are brother", aq buat2 tak dengar sambil siul lagu grup Brothers. Tahun 90an dulu diorang memang up.

"Help us to fight communist in Afghanistan. We need your help brother", ujar pak arab tu lagi. Kami dah segan2 malu. Pak arab tu cakap sikit punya kuat. Sampai satu Darul Ehsan usya kami. Cis.

Dengan muka tak rela Syameer hulur duit dua ringgit bagi sama pak arab tu. Dalam hati aq pasti lepas ni musti Syameer nak pinjam duit sama aq buat beli Dunhill. Cis. kena kat aq balik.

Lepas dapat duit pak arab tu berlalu. Dia tak pulak mintak sama orang lain kat Darul Ehsan.

Kami sambung makan. Tiba2 aq bersuara "Eh. Kat Afghanistan ada komunis ke?".

High school

2011-03-30T09:46:00.000-07:00

Gambar hiasan

It is funny to see how people change over time. If you are really observant, you can see this real-life play right in front of your eyes. Warning, you might be smiling or laughing alone all the time. Haha
My high school was a notorious one. It was full with gangs and angry+confused teenagers. Seriously. One of the gang was called Geng Sikat & Cermin. The gang was named that way since they literally bring their own comb and mirror to school. When I say mirror and comb, please be reminded that it was the biggest mirror and comb that you could ever bring to school. As you can guess their man activity was to comb their hair every 30 minutes. Yes people. I am serious!
Well, actually they are not so bad ass. All of them were in the same class with me. But being fat and had not so great hair made me an outsider of that group. The gang continued their activity for one whole year. The next year the gang was dismantled since many of them changed class.
Nowadays I still keep in touch with some of the gang. They even become my hommies. No more extra large comb and mirror. They all have become somewhat "normal". One of them is an engineer and the other is busy with preparation for his wedding.
Sometimes when we have our teh o ais session, we will talk about the good old days when their hair looked like Tomok wanna be. Its a great laugh for us.
Its funny how people change. Aite?

Train

2011-03-30T04:18:00.000-07:00

When I was a student, I usually took train whenever I wanted to go to the metropolitan city of Kuala Lumpur.
It was an easy option for me since I really dnt like the idea of "rempit-ing" through the busy traffic. You know how traffic is in KL. Pain in the ass!
As an ardent user of train I used to remember all the station there are in or outside KL. KLCC? Midvalley? Lot 10? You name it. I can instantly draw an imagery train route inn my head. (except for OU. It seems that no one can reach OU by public transportation. Kan? haha)
As time flies, riding (is this the correct verb?) train is a rare activity for me. Its all because I own a damn cute white MyVi. Yes, analogically, I dumped the huge big ass train for the lovely white-complexion car. Haha.
Not until last week, I found it really amazing to be back in train. This time I was not alone but I was with my Angel. Me and her decided to ride the train for fun. We took an LRT from KLCC and stopped at KL SENTRAL. Then we jumped on the MONORAIL from SENTRAL to BUKIT BINTANG.
It was really fun to see my Angel by my side on the train. But pitty her because she is all sweaty as a result of the long journey.
All in all it was a great day. We explored KL in a way that we have never think of before. I am all in if she asked me for another train ride.
Choo.choo...~ ;)

Them Americans

2011-03-21T06:35:00.000-07:00

American called themself the most powerful nation on Earth. They are so big that they couldnt care less about other people or the world. For all they know they are great and others are just way to primitive for them.But its not true at all. Watch the video as Americans make fun of themselves. HEhe

Mario

2011-03-19T06:39:00.000-07:00

This video is seriously cool. Top class! It brings back the old memory when i was a naive-young boy and Micro Genius was the Mo-fo back then. Enjoy!

An old joke

2011-03-16T20:20:00.001-07:00

There was a Swedish lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store.......... so what did she do?

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HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!

LOL

2011-03-14T19:43:00.001-07:00

March

2011-03-13T04:17:00.000-07:00

Bulan ini banyak akiviti-aktiviti yang power. Kalau sebagai remaja aktif memang susah nak duduk rumah sepanjang bulan March ni. Tapi kalau budak2 skema diorang lagi senang duduk rumah. Orang miskin pun begitu.

Mula-mula ada movie yang bakal mengalahkan 2 Alam iaitu Merong Mahawangsa. Movie ni dijangka besh sebab ada banyak babak perang2, gaduh, paranawei. Selain itu awek2 pasti tidak mahu terlepas melihat tubuh Stephen Rahman Hughes. Kecur air liur. Dan yang paling penting pengarahnya kacak dan tak pakai bow tie. Sama2 kita nantikan.

Lepas itu ada lagi kegilaan gadis2. Ini memang tengah trending sekarang. Bukan sahaja di twitter tetapi di Facebook, Myspace, Friendster, Hi5, Hai-O dan banyak lagi. Tak lain tak bukan beliau ialah Justin Bieber. Beliau bakal mengadakan konsert di Malaysia. Harap2 beliau tak bukak baju semasa konsert. Kalau tak gadis2 jadi wild. No wonder la Bunkface skang suam2 kuku je. Biebier Mania!

Tapi dalam banyak2 event bulan March, ini event paling power. Kalau lu orang tak join memang tak sayang nyawa la.

Kasi a can beruang Panda, Koala, Beruang kutub, Kongkang dan manusia hidup dalam alam yang sejuk sikit. Remember. What you do count.

Bola lagi

2011-03-08T06:46:00.001-08:00

Ini entri pasal bola lagi. Apa boleh buat. Gua kaki bola.

Ada satu malam tu gua lepak tempat baru. Kawan2 ajak. Tempat lama dah tutup. Rindu kat bangla yang selalu amik order tu. Memori..ah..lupakan~

"Jom main bola", ujar Uzer atau nama manjanya Papa Panther.
"Geng mana? Sapa ajak?", balas gua mantap. Bab-bab bola ni tak boleh bawak main. Hati gua selalu terpengaruh. Mujur gua tak senang terpengaruh dengan dadah atau kelab malam.
"Ben ajak", balas Uzer sambil tunjuk ke arah Ben. Ben sengih malu2 kucing. Cepat2 gua alih pandangan.

Gua pun setuju dengan cadangan power tu. Balik. Pakai jersi Harimau Malaya, sarung but Nike gua terus cabut. Lalu depan cermin ada iras2 Bung Mokhtar, buan Moktar Dahari. "Damn!", dengus gua perlahan.

Sampai2 je gelanggang dah penuh. Adat orang melayu sampai lambat. Sambil duduk menunggu giliran gua analisa setiap pemain. Gua memang mcm ni. Tak suka tgk bola kosong. Mesti ada elemen ilmiah. Hebat2 mamat2 yang main malam ni. Ada macam Messi, ada macam Ronaldo tak lupa ada juga macam celaka main. Barai abes.

Setelah beberapa round main gua dah rasa panas. Roh pemain2 hebat dunia dah meresap. Gua dapat rasakan lepas ni gua akan jaring gol. Jangan main2. Gua dulu pakar sepakan bebas kelab Colour Blind (ini team lagenda). Tibalah round gua main lagi sekali. Tapi malang. Oleh sebab dah dua round jadi striker, gua terpaksa turun pangkat jadi keeper. Bagi can budak2 lain menyinar. Diorang pun ada impian. Tak baik hancurkan impian mereka.

Bola bergolek dengan laju. Pantas permainan kali ini. Mamat team lawan tengah bawak bola. Gua usya mamat ni dressing dia berat ke mamat shuffle. Kasut kaler fancy. Gua tahan sabar. Boom!!! Sekali satu sepakan padu dilepaskan tepat ke arah halkum gua. Dunia jadi gelap. Tekak rasa mcm pedih2. Gua tunduk buat2 mcm profesional. Dia punya sakit tak payah cakap la. Terasa macam halkum gua senget sebelah. Silap haribulan hilang nyawa.

"Okay. Gua okay", balas gua perlahan. Tapi gua sedar satu perkara. Suara gua dah macam Anuar Zain. Dalam diam gua mula memikirkan untuk bertukar karier menjadi penyanyi kelab yang tersohor.

Content analysis of the craziest game on earth

2011-02-26T04:40:00.000-08:00

Aq mula kenali futsal pada tahun 2004. Masa tu futsal tak power macam sekarang. Susah nak cari Sportplanet atau pun Futsal Perabot.
Dalam masa beberapa tahun futsal mulai digilai ramai termasuk aq. Siang malam futsal. Kadang2 yang xde fashion sense pakai kasut futsal pergi kelas atau jalan2 kat Midvalley. Cmon.
Sepanjang penglibatan aq dalam arena futsal, aq telah membuat kajian mengenai jenis2 player futsal. Jenis-jenis ini tipikal dan boleh di dapati tak kira di Sportsplanet Ampang atau pun Padang futsal terbuka Bota Kiri. Berikut ialah jenis-jenis player mengikut pengamatan aq:

1. Player jenis jantung kecik

Ini jenis player yang kalau datang gelanggang akan masuk dulu. Dia yang dulu pakai kasut. Dia dulu sapu minyak panas. Dia dulu mintak bola kat abang jaga court. Dia juga akan jadi orang mula2 sekali test angin bola. Kalau lembik sangat boleh kompelin. Tapi malangnya jenis ini akan cepat pancit dan akan volunteer di substitute ketika perlawanan baru menjengah minit ke 10. Pancit katanya. End up jadi manager di luar court jerit2 marah orang sepak tak kena.

2. Player jenis SS

Ini pulak jenis yang power. Main memang power. Dia punya jenis skill memang tak terfikir oleh orang biasa. Kaki silang2, bola lekat atas buku lali, Lambung bola atas dada, sepak tak pandang. Tu dari segi skill. Kalau gaya pun dia menang. Rambut pacak. Baju sleeveless. Seluar three-quarter jenama NIKE dan kasut yang di endorse TORRES atau RONALDO. Tapi sayang, jenis ni memang SS. Gentel lagi bang, gentel sampai luar padang. Bangang.

3. Jenis badan besar

Ini jenis kesian. Selalu di diskriminasi. Memang fikiran orang Malaysia teruk. Asal badan besar je main bet. Badan besar main Keeper. Ingat orang badan besar tak tau gelecek bola ke? Mereka pon ada hati dan perasaan. Gua cool. Gua xkesah jadi bet sebab gua power dan ada teknik zero degree passing.

Dan paling tak sedap sekali dalam jenis-jenis player futsal ialah.....

4. Jenis datang lambat atau tak datang langsung

"Hello. Mana?" "Aaa...hello..hello..kami otw..otw. Sabaq sat." Kroih..kroih.. tido balik pon sedap.
Memang mintak penyepak.

Remaja

2011-02-23T22:37:00.000-08:00

Dulu remaja tak perlukan Bunkface dan Ipad untuk menjadi gembira

Apa?

2011-02-22T09:04:00.000-08:00

Bulan dan bintang berbicara lagi

Katanya ku sendiri

Sepi malam tiada berteman

Tak sabar ku tunggu pagi

Untuk menguntum senyuman lagi

Ku sedar hanya sementara

Tak mengapa

Akan tetap ku tunggu jua

Mentari ku

Disclaimer

2011-02-20T21:37:00.001-08:00

Tahu ini (2011) bukan tahun lompat.
Sila jangan salah fakta.
Harap maklum

Terfikir

2011-02-20T08:00:00.000-08:00

Baru nak tidur. Tangan atas dahi. Teringat sesuatu.
Orang cakap tahun ni tahun lompat. Apa ye tahun lompat tu? Kenapa ada tahun yang harinya lebih?
Mengikut kajian pendek aq, tahun lompat ialah tahun dimana bulan Februari-nya ada lebih satu hari. Ini berkaitan dengan tahun kalendar dan juga tahun astronomikal.
Nak tau sendir baca sini.
Bijak sungguh orang dulu2. Pandai buat kalendar, meneliti pusingan bumi mengelilingi matahari dan menentukan masa. Bijak memang bijak. Tak macam orang sekarang. Suruh main Foursquare pun tak tahu. Bengap.
Tapi sebijak mana pun manusia dulu2, masih ada lemahnya. Berikut ialah kelemahan tahun lompat mengikut pengamatan aq.
Oleh kerana tahun ini mempunyai satu hari yang lebih, maka hari kerja pun lebih. Tak macam tahun2 lepas, tahun ini orang kena kerja lebih sehari baru dapat gaji sebulan.
Ini membebankan rakyat dan sekaligus menyebabkan "rusuhan piramid" akan berleluasa di seluruh dunia.
Mana aci. Kerja hari lebih. Gaji sama. Anak bini sapa nak jaga?
Begitulah pengamatan saya. Ketidakadilan ini perlu di bincangkan di sidang PBB.Minta pemimpin dunia bagi perhatian.
Hehe. Otak aq memang geliga. Rugi tak bertanding jadi MPP dulu2.

Credit to CartoonStock.com

Harapan

2011-02-15T21:59:00.000-08:00

Adalah besar harapan aq untuk menatap band ini sebelum mereka merengkok tua dan tak bermaya. Semoga terbuka hati mana2 kementerian untuk bawak depa mai datang KL. Lagu2 depa bagus untuk semangat remaja dan mendokong wawasan satu malaysia. Sekiam.

Batista

2011-02-11T06:03:00.000-08:00

Dulu gua ada satu kawan nama K-role ( nama samaran internet)
Kenal dia masa masuk UiTM dulu2. Dia dari Pahang. Takde kena mengena dengan Tok Gajah.
Dia ni badan kuat. Menurut cerita abang dia main besi. So dia pun ada jugak ikut2 main besi. Kegagahan beliau sering menjadi tumpuan ketika ada majlis2 yang perlu angkat kerusi ddan meja berat2. Ramai kata dia mirip Batista. Aq setuju.

Kadang2 dia rajin jugak smackdown Syameer dalam bilik kat Cemara. Hebat dia ni.
Tapi walaupun dia gagah tapi jiwa dia tak berapa gagah. Sebabnya dia kadang2 suka layan rap atau zaman sekarang di panggil hip hop.
Beliau dengar lagu ni dengar kadar2 yang banyak. Dalam sehari boleh capai 10 kali dia dengar. Betapa 'nigga' nya jiwa dia.
Antara lagu2 yang menjadi kegilaan beliau ialah Bone thugs and harmony- Crossroad. Di samping itu ialah lagu yang sangat klasik dan meninggalkan kesan mendalam terhadap jiwa aq. Silalah layan.

False hope and dream

2011-02-11T04:34:00.000-08:00

I've been dreaming so much lately. What am I dreaming off? Its about my future.
Yes, as you grow older, you will tend to take the future seriously. Its not like when you are a young and hopeless teenager. The future seems like a distance entity and you just dont have the time and energy to care about it.
Bluerghh... I might sound boring and old. But believe me, even the most hippiest people around is thinking about the future. Directly or indirectly. Just take a look at John Lennon as an example.
Well, back to my story, I've been thinking about my future since everybody is canging. Physically, mentally or financially. LOL.
I guess to have a brighter future I need to work harder from now on. As the saying goes, a little step today could mean a big step for tomorrow. I believe in those words even I never know who said it.

Realiti

2011-02-06T01:51:00.000-08:00

Ini gambar otai

Man U kalah semalam
Aq steady je.
Aq masih tgk ESPN dan baca SOCCERNET
Inilah definisi lelaki sejati

KECIK besar

2011-01-30T05:44:00.000-08:00

Manusia tak pernah rasa cukup. Ada seringgit mau sepuluh ringgit. Ada Myvi nak Passo. Ada warta nak Pavilion. Lumrah manusia. Tak pernah puas apa yang ada. Kan?

Orang keta KECIK beria2 bikin kereta. Tukar rim, tambah spoiler, pakai sayap kapal terbang, sambung nos, impak maksima. Sampai Kancil jadi Watdefakisdatkar. Tapi orang keta BESAR tak de la sangat nak bikin2 ni.

Orang kerja KECIK rumahnya kecik, anak2 ramai. Hidup bersempit2 kadang nak tgk Akademi Fantasia sama2 pun susah. Tak feel. Orang kerja BESAR rumah besar2. Tapi anak2 ada2 orang je. Pastu haram nak ada kat rumah. Bukit bintang la,Hong Kong la, Broga la, Changkat la. Buat apa rumah besar2?

Orang badan KECIK kalau pakai baju mesti cari yang longgar2. Nampak berisi katanya. Tapi orang badan BESAR baju musti mau slim fit. Bagi nampak kecik katanya. Sekali bersin mau rabak baju. Gilak~

Orang gaji KECIK sanggup bergadai nyawa dan masa depan untuk membeli barang2 berjenama kalau tak pon barang rip off yang terdapat di uptown/downtown. Bagi nampak ada stail. Baru orang hormat. Masa beli mekdi orang speaking kat dia. Bangga. Orang gaji BESAR berlumba2 mau nampak vintage, old skool atau country. Baju besar2, seluar lipat bawah, beg koyak2, rambut xmau sikat. Sampai ada yang suka beli barang2 terpakai. Thrifting katanya.

Geng KECIK cakap geng BESAR tak true. Lupa daratan. Tak ingat perjuangan. Tak membantu. Sell out. Geng BESAR cakap geng KECIK tak true, poser, dan watedehel.

Ok point last tu agak tak paham. Ada aq kesah?

Pengalaman

2011-01-26T18:56:00.001-08:00

Dulu2, dalam awal bulan dulu aq ada pengalaman ngeri tapi cool.
Itu hari masa Angel masuk ward, aq pegi makan kat Kampung Baru sorang2.
Dalam hati dah aim nak senduk tempe goreng sambal dia. Sedap. Sedap sampai kalo Lisa Surihani lalu pun aq xberapa nak kesah. Dia berlalu dengan muka hampa. Cis~
Lepas senduk nasi, tempe, kasi tuang sikit kuah kari dan telur masin aq bertekad untuk cari tempat duduk.
Orang ramai. Biasa lah time lunch. Kalo tak ramai orang panggil time puasa.
Sana meja panjang2. Satu meja boleh pakai dalam 8 orang. So kongsi meja ialah perkara biasa.
Aq nampak satu tempat. Nyaman je tempat tu. Kat hujung kanan ada 3 orang brader pakai jaket duduk layan ikan bakar. Aq pilih hujung kiri.
Satu persatu suapan padu aq lakukan. Tapi makin lama aq rasa makin tak selesa.
Ini sebab makin lama geng2 brader tu makin ramai.
Puncak klimaksnya ialah sebanyak 8 orng brader2 member tu duduk semeja dengan aq. The worst part is mereka semua polis dan rambut flat top.
Terus rasa menyesal tak ajak Lisa Surihani makan sekali tadi. Damn~

Semua orang

2011-01-26T05:01:00.000-08:00

Buka semua orang senang. Ingat tu.
Tak semua boleh buat loan gomen beli SAGA FL bumbung hitam.
Tak ramai yang mampu makan KFC set ayam 3 ketul tambah Cheesy wedges.
Bukan keseluruhan orang mampu update status Facebook guna handphone.
Tak semua mampu beli seluar lipat bawah dan kayuh gerek.
Bukan semua mampu lepak Pavilion dan kepit Ipad kat celah ketiak.
Tak ramai mampu naik bukit broga.
Ingat tu.
Kalau ada senang sikit tolong orang lain.
Kalau ada duit lebih bawak2 sedekah kat akaun bank aku.

Gila

2011-01-20T18:23:00.000-08:00

Who ever said that shopping is a good stress reliever must be a filthy rich person or someone who is plain crazy.
Last week I almost burn a few Ks because of shopping. But since Im quite a religious (in shopping term) guy, I ended up buying nothing. Thank god!
The first incident occur when I was at The Mines Shopping. The purpose I was there was to grab a quick lunch with my angel. But as the saying goes "tak kenal maka tak cinta" I fell in love with a notebook. I have to admit that Im in the mood to buy a new notebook, but it doesnt mean Im ready to buy one.
After 30-minutes of discussion with the tokey, I managed to escape alive without buying anything from the store. Fuh~

The second incident happened yesterday when I accompanied my Abang to a workshop.
"Abang kasi tukar rim la. Kita kasi harga murah punya." Once again my heart stopped when I saw this heart-stopping deal.
Geez..... I dont know...maybe its time for me to do something with my car. Its been a while since I wanted to upgrade my car's exterior look.
"Murah punya abang. Kasi pasang ini rim, kereta abang nampak naik". Im sure what the tokey said by naik is my car will look somewhat like the car from Fast and furious, if not better.
After 20 minutes and 45 seconds I made up my mind. "Saya tak mau tukar. Saya nak beli laptop". Im saved. Haha.

Well, that was two not-so-stress-free incident that I encountered in regard of shopping. I just cant imagine I bought two things worth of few Ks which I never wanted to buy in the first place.
Call me cheap, call me stingy. Shopping is not for me. I rather stick to surfing FB all day long. Stress free and its totally free. ;)

New Year

2011-01-11T04:27:00.000-08:00

It is still not to late to talk about new year. It is still new year isnt it?
Well, this year I hope it will be a great one for me, if not fantastic.
Adding up to my new year resolution is that I want to do something that is academically challenging. I can be anything. Writing a term paper, publishing a journal, writing project paper or even take up course that I never think off before.
I have lots of reason to be happy this year.
Firstly my life is quite okay. No major complaint. No major complaint. Cant ask for more.
Another reason to be happy is that I have my angel on my side. My angel is a special one which was created especially for me. Cewah!!
As for my new year present, she gave me something priceless. Take a look at the picture. Its priceless. Nuff said.
:)

Isu

2011-01-06T23:01:00.000-08:00

Sudah hari ke tujuh bulan pertama tahun ke sebelas milenia. Baru perasan aq jarang menulis tahun ni.
Dulu azam dalam hati mau jadi blogger terkenal setaraf Anwar Ibrahim. Tapi godaan dari tv, kerja, iphone serta awek membuatkan aq terpaksa menduakan impian ini.
Tahun ni nak tulis blog berat2. Kasi deep sikit. Baru orang hormat blog aq. Pastu suma pakat jadi follower. Bila follower ramai boleh eksen sama Kepah.
Jadi isu kali ini ialah berkenaan dengan perkara yang orang selalu di debatkan di dalam Malaysia.
Kenapa orang melayu, especially lelaki kurang maju? Kenapa kat IPT kurangnya lelaki melayu? Kenapa mereka memilih jalan rempit walaupun banyak filem rempit yang memaparkan hero akan eksiden di penghujung filem?
Setelah kajian mendalam dijalankan aq dapati terdapat banyak faktor. Salah satunya ialah lagu2 Melayu memang banyak berunsur self defeating.
Tak percaya? cuba perhati lirik2 lagu ini.

Kita... terpaksa berpisah untuk mencari arah

Kita... dipukul ombak hidup alam yang nyata

Engkau jauh meniti puncak menara gading

Yang menjanjikan hidup sempurna

Tapi aku hanya tunduk ke bumi

Hidup tertekan

Dapat ku bayangkan kau mula berubah
Bila di puncak menara gading
Sedangkan aku hanya mampu bermimpi
Untuk ke puncak seperti mu

Senyuman mu satu azimat

Buat diriku yang hina

Manusia terpinggir melarat

Demikinalah beberapa contoh lirik yang dikategorikan sebagai self defeating. Gejala ini dikesan bermula dari awal 80an merebak ke 90an.

Band post-rock circa 1980an

Tidak diketahui mengapa trend begini begitu berleluasa. Mungkin ketika itu ekonomi gawat atau pun pinjaman MARA dan PTPTN susah dapat. Jadi ramai lelakiMelayu hidup berlumpur dan melarat sementara awek2 mereka belajar di menara gading kerana abah2 mereka ada "cable".
Oleh kerana keciwa dengan pinjaman, ada pula lagu2 sebegini, ramailah lelaki melayu menjerumus ke alam rempit dan juga dadah. Ini kerana untuk join grup ini mereka tak perlu isi borang dan mintak cop ketua kampung. Senang.
Apa2 pun zaman dah berubah. Rempit dah berkurang. Mereka dah convert menjadi shuffler atau pengunjung kelab malam.
Mereka lebih gemar mendengar muzik2 "layan" sambil menempah maut. Ini juga berkait rapat dengan pilihan muzik masa kini yang sukakan Justin Bibir, Bunkface dan juga DJ-DJ"techno trash".
Oleh itu dpatlah dilihat bahawa pengaruh muzik amat kuat untuk kehidupan orang Melayu. Di sarankan agar kerajaan memantau fenomena ini dan radio2 tempatan dapat memutarkan lagu Roy "Ratnaku" dengan lebih kerana lagu beliau mempunyai unsur2 nasihat.

P/s- Ini ialah entri motivasi. Sesiapa yang marah sila pergi ke blog marah2. Sekian.

dua kilo sebelas

2011-01-05T03:53:00.001-08:00

One of my last year's resolution. Achieved!!

Aaahhh..life is back as usual. Im on the similar trail that I rode on last year.
The feeling is just the same.
Its been a human race ritual to have a new year resolution. Every year, some never fail to have new resolutions even they failed countless time to achieve it. Its okay. Human are creature of habits. So we tend to do the same thing year by year.
As for me, I dont have any specific one. I guess my last year's resolution had been achieved successfully. Yes. Im damn proud of myself.
But after a while, I guess I have few resolutions afterall.
Firstly, I want to save up money as much as I can.
Secondly I want to finish my M.A
Lastly I want to fell in love with my ANGEL every day.
Cheezy aint it? Its just me. ;)

29 Disember

2010-12-31T02:26:00.000-08:00

PAda 29 Disember, seluruh Malaysia menang AFF Suzuki CUp atau nama dulunya ARak tiger Cup. Tahniah.
Ok. Malas update. Tahun depan la tulis. Gua busy nak karok ni.
Selamat tahun baru

Ilmu

2010-12-20T18:07:00.001-08:00

Kita tak boleh tegur sesiapa. Ilmu belum cukup di dada.
Kau tak layak marah dia, kau bukan ustaz.
Ilmu kamu tak seberapa, jangan bising. Biarkan mereka.
Setiap orang lain pegangan.

Di atas ialah alasan LAME untuk tidak menegur keburukkan orang. Semuanya atas nama kebebasan bersuara, hak individu, hak mengekspresikan diri dan segala macam kempen. Kasihan....

Bunga

2010-12-20T03:42:00.001-08:00

Setiap orang punya cerita

Cerita suka cerita duka

Ada gelak ada tawa

Begitu juga kita

Datang dari dunia berbeza

Di satukan dalam cerita yang sama

Aku menulis kau berlagu

Dalam nada kita bersatu

Hanya kau dan aku

Cerita ini cerita KITA

Kes zaman sekarang

2010-12-20T00:32:00.000-08:00

"Saya homoseksual." katanya.
"Kebebasan bersuara." tambahnya lagi.
"Mereka di luar sana tidak faham akan apa yang golongan seperti saya alami". ujarnya bersungguh2.
Kenapa perlu bebas sampai begini? Kenapa perlu menongkah arus dan melawan Yang Maha Esa?
Jika mereka bersuara, kebebasan katanya. Bagaimana kalau ada yang marah? Ganas. Fikiran sempit. Tidak liberal katanya.
Tapi mereka silap. Jika ada yang marah, biarkan. Jika semua mahu bebas berbicara, biarkan.
Memang golongan homoseksual tidak mengapa2kan mereka dari segi fizikal. Tapi golongan homoseksual telah "mencederakan" agama dan kepercayaan mereka yang marah tersebut.
Terang2 kita sudah tahu baik buruk perlakuan homoseksual. Masih ada yang mendokongnya. Sudah kita ketahui mengenai umat Nabi Luth a.s, masih ada yang mahu berlagak tuhan.
Fikirkanlah. Siapa yang berfikiran sempit. Mereka yang hanya mahu mengikut nafsu dan kehendak atau mereka yang nampak bala disebalik semua dan cuba mengelakknya.
Jika anda kata homoseksual itu ok, jangan terkejut nanti ada ibu kahwin dengan anak, adik "sedap2" dengan abang, pakcik deting nenek. Kebebasan bersuara dan ekspresi diri katanya.

P/s- Pilih nak yang mana. Gempa bumi? Tsunami? Meteor terhempas? atau selamat dari bala bencana.?

cartoon

2010-12-12T20:22:00.000-08:00

This is life.

Credit to izismile.com

Dekabrʹ

2010-12-12T17:49:00.000-08:00

Its the month of December so the mating season is officially starts again.
Haha. Maybe mating season is not the best words to describe it but what the heck. I still see it as the best phrase to describe this time of year.
Here and there I heard about people getting engaged and married. Im happy for them. If I could, I would attend all the kenduri n weddings. But I cant be in two places in one time. Im not Naruto.
Looking at those happy couple I wonder, where the heck they got the time and energy to save up so much? FYI nowadays the 'normal' wedding will cost around 15k-20k. Its a big amount for me as far as im concern.
But that is just a 'normal' wedding. What if the bride decides that she doesnt want a 'normal' wedding. Instead she wants an extra ordinary wedding where everything is made from heaven. How much will it cost?
How long will it takes to save up money to buy heaven? Hehe.
Its a scary thought though. Wedding has become an industry and year by year, the cost rises up.
For those marhaens out there, if you are planning to get married you better be fast before the cost is beyond reach. and for those rich-and-famous peeps, if you have an extravaganza wedding, please dont put it on you tube because its not so good for marhaen people like me.
Saya nak kawen!

December

2010-12-11T03:55:00.000-08:00

Bahagianya di dalam mimpi jangan kejutkannya lagi

p/s- tiada mood menulis musin tengkuju ni

My PC

2010-12-03T04:28:00.000-08:00

I bought a PC back in 2006. It was a great day for me. I finally had my own personal computer. Success!
For four years my PC has become a loyal servant to me. Its not like Egor but more of like Robin to Batman. Always there when I need help.
This years my PC celebrates its 4 years old birthday. In PC year 4 year is considered old. I can see that my PC is not a teen anymore. Its getting older day by day.
Should I get a new PC? Hurm...

My blog

2010-11-29T04:57:00.000-08:00

Walaupun kurang dari sepuluh visitor sehari, blog aq still bernilai 4k. Amacam? Kacak tak?

Ilusi

2010-11-24T19:17:00.000-08:00

Lepas ni nak pekena kawan2. Haha~

2010-11-24T07:12:00.000-08:00

Senyum itu sedekah. Sebab ti aq senyum je sekarang ni. haha~

Hijau

2010-11-23T05:56:00.000-08:00

Masa kecil2 aq dipaksa menulis biodata dalam buku kawan2. Terpaksa ok.
Dalam biodata tu ada macam2 kolum. Makanan kegemaran, minuman feveret, ucapan, saiz pinggang dan banyak lagi.
Ada juga kolum warna kegemaran. Untuk ini jawapan aq sama sahaja iaitu HIJAU.
Ya tuan2 puan. Hijau merupakan warna kegemaran ku sejak dulu.
Bila usia menginjak remaja, aq mengenali Greenday. Lagi bertambah suka aq kat warna hijau. Pantang orang tanya, laju je aq jawab.
Tapi semenjak dua ni, aq dah tak berapa suka sangat hijau. Nampak je rasa nak marah.
Rasa macam nak sepak cina kedai sebelah. Rasa macam nak bakar kedai nasi mahal kat simpang sana. Marah betul aq.
Sikit-sikit lain putus. Sikit-sikit mintak bayar bil. Sikit-sikit no coverage.
Bodoh punya hijau.

P/s- tgh menimbangkan warna kuning dan biru. Mungkin juga merah

Otai

2010-11-21T22:58:00.000-08:00

Kalau lu orang punk, dengar ni!

Tsunami

2010-11-21T22:54:00.000-08:00

Zaman sekarang memang banyak bencana.

Di Indonesia Gunung Merapi meletus. Ramai yang terkorban dan terpaksa berpindah.

Di Haiti taufan melanda. Ramai rakyat Haiti kena penyakit tibi. Ramai juga yang mati.

Di Malaysia Tsunami melanda sehingga ramai yang menangis tanpa kata, seram tanpa dialog, insasf tanpa sejadah dan terpaksa dipapah keluar panggung.
Terukkan?

Arena

2010-11-18T18:38:00.000-08:00

Sebelum saya mengulas saya mahu bertanya kepada penonton. Bagaimana dengan hari raya anda? Bagus? Bagus...

Pasukan ... boleh score kalau ada bola mati. Tapi jangan bagi ........... ambil. Dia sudah tiga kali sepak. Tapi tak jadi.

Ha! kan saya dah cakap. Jangan main bola tinggi.

Ratu skuasy kita mendahului set pertama. Beliau pernah kalah bertemu dengan musuh sama. Harapnya tidak kalah lagi. Oh, kita kembali kepada game takraw yang sedang ditayang.

Mereka belum kenal lagi pasangan bergu kita. Oh itu dia! Sudah kena smash dengan China!

Astro Arena ada masalah dengan pengulas sukan. Tolong la cari yang sedap sikit nak didengar. Nasib baik ada Edleen yang sejuk mata memandang

Art

2010-11-10T19:01:00.001-08:00

Sebab malas menulis, sila tonton gambar-gambar art.

el scorcho

2010-11-02T19:01:00.000-07:00

Lagu yang sesuai untuk mereka yang sedang terjatuh cinta ;)

Old days

2010-11-01T07:26:00.000-07:00

Do you know those Koh Kae nuts? The one in the aluminium can and it comes in different flavors.
I love them very much. People said that the nuts contain addictive ingredients that make you want to have it more and more. No wonder I can finish one can in a matter of minutes.
But its not about the Koh Kae nuts that I want to write about. Its about the can. When I was young, I used that can to keep save my money. To be precise i kept all my money there for the sake of buying Playstation 2.
Yeah. It was my dream to have a PS2. That was the most wicked gadget back then. With games such as Smackdown, PES and Metal gear solid, only those who were deaf,blind and dumb wouldnt want that console.
Since it was so cool, i determined to save up my money no matter what it takes. Once I even skipped my lunch for 4 straight days just to make sure i save up Rm5 per day.
To keep my spirit high, I decorated the Koh kae can with PS2 drawings and pictures. It was so awesome but unfortunately i dont have any picture of the can.
My dream never came true. I only managed to save RM120, which was extremely not enough to buy a PS2. The only reason that i failed to do so is that i lost my interest of PS2 as times went by.
Now, everytime I see the Koh kae nuts, I will remember those days where I have a sweet little dream and I worked hard to achieved it.
Done with writing. Its Koh Kae Time. ;)

Labah-labah

2010-10-28T08:27:00.001-07:00

Peter berdiri seorang merenung ke luar tingkap. Fikirannya jauh melayang. Bunyi bising tren yang sesekali menggegar bilik kecilnya tidak di hiraukan. " Besar sungguh dugaan ini", dengus Peter sambil melemparkan pandangan ke ruang vakum.

"Peter, bagaimana keadaan kamu?". "Makcik May", sahut Peter dengan nada terkejut. Lamunan Peter terhenti. Kedatangan Makcik May membuatkan privasinya hilang buat seketika. Namu tiada kata-kata muncul dari mulut Peter. Sunyi.

"Sayangku, makcik risaukan keadaan kamu. Kamu banyak berubah. Makcik rindukan Peter yang dahulu", ujar Makcik May memecah kesunyian. "Jika arwah Pakcik Ben kamu masih ada, dia takkan biarkan kamu begini". "Orang muda perlu bersemangat", tambah Makcik May.

"Benar. Kamu perlu jadi seperti Harry. Harry Osborn.". "Mary Jane?", ujar Peter sambil memerhati sekujur tubuh kecil molek berdiri di daun pintu. "Apa masalah kamu Peter? Ceritakan kepada saya dan Makcik May. Kami sedia membantu".

Peter hanya mampu berdiam sambil memandang lantai rumahnya. Tangannya dikepal erat seperti tidak mahu melepaskan sesuatu. "Kalin tidak mungkin dapat membantu. Aku digigit labah-labah radioaktif. Berbisa", bisik Peter di dalam hati sambil berjalan meninggalkan Makcik May dan Mary Jane Watson.

Lalang

2010-10-25T18:26:00.000-07:00

Persatuan terbaik dari sgi pengurusan. Betul ke?

Keputusan selalu berubah2.

Kejap import kejap tak import.

Kejap gantung, kejap tak gantung.

Kejap Malaysia, kejap Slovakia.

Apa semua ini?

Ada satu je yang tak berubah2 sampai sekarang. Bengap berlapis2.

100 storey Mega Tower

2010-10-22T00:48:00.000-07:00

During the presentation of Malaysian Budget 2011, Dato' Seri Najib announced that there will be a mega project for the benefits of "rakyat".
This mega project involves a 100 storey building which named Warisan Merdeka. As a fact, it will be 12 stories taller than the mighty KLCC. How about that for a mega project?
Since then there are many debates going around, online and offline. So far I've seen many people oppose this mega project and calling it as a wastage of rakyat's money. There is also fast expanding Facebook page which disagree with the proposal.
Calm down a little bit people. Lets put our thinking hat for a while. Is it really a waste of money? Does the project brings more harm than good?
First of all, many people make a of noise saying that the money for the project should be used for more benificial cause such as education, public transportation etc.
In my POV, what the rakyat said is true to some extent. Looking at some of the basic facilities/needs in our country, there is a vast room for improvement. To be a modern country, government should really care about all this things since it involves directly to the rakyat.
We dont need another skyscraper when it is a pain in the ass to get a bus from Pudu to Cheras. No point at all!!
But on the other hand, lets think positively. The skyscraper might be a blessed in disguise. It might provide job opportunity for many Malaysian especially to the fresh graduates. Plus with the existence of the tower, it will change the landscape of the area. From a second class city, it might be a world class city with world class facilities.
This kind of issue is multifaceted and yielded many debate and discussion. As a world class citizen, we should approach this with a world class way. Its no use to bark around because nothing can be achieved just by yelling and being angry.
For me, I dont really mind about the building as long as duit rakyat is spent wisely.
Oh wait, does my TPM allowance included in the mega project?? No wonder I still dont get the money.
Woi bayar duit aq dulu woi!!!

Semalam

2010-10-20T00:26:00.000-07:00

Dia cuma perlu berkata "Kuala Lumper"!!!

Dan ramai orang menjerit histeria.

Tapi bukan semua.

Izzat talks seriously

2010-10-19T00:23:00.001-07:00

I watched a video by Hishamuddin Rais just now. It entitles Negara ciplak.
In that video, he claims that our country, Malaysia is a hoax. Nothing about Malaysia is real and after 53 years of independence, we are still nt "free".
Looking at figure such as Hishamuddin Rais, one might fall easily with his ideology and words. Yes, he speaks convincingly. But lets be a critical thinker. Lets take sometimes to digest and analyze the words of Hishamuddin Rais.
Im not against him nor Im supporting him. I try to be as objective as possible. But I couldnt help myself from seeing some loop holes within his words. He talks about unity and he compares Malaysia with USA.
He said that it took 200years for US to really assimilate together in a big melting pot to become a united USA. He further clarifies that if an American were to be asked who were they, they will proudly said, Im an American.
That's not the case with Malaysia. We are still divided by our race. When we were asked, we would say that Im a Malay, Im a Chinese or Im an Indian. This shows that we are not united.
Hishamuddin got a point there. But he forgot that it took 200 years for USA to achieve what he called unity. Even so, can we really said that American is a country where everyone stands united? My answer is no.
USA still have problems with unity. Take New York for example. One dont have to be in New York to know the Big Apple is divided into many sub gangs/areas. There are the Caucasian, the Latin, the Asian, and many more.
Can all of them really live happily together? Can they really join their hands together?
Even worst, in USA, they still being skeptical about one's religious view. For instance, they oppose the muslim since the mysterious incident of 9/11. The burn down the holy Quran, they take the freedom of Islamic practice from them. Do you call this unity? I dont think so.
Its a common issue for every multiracial country. Even though there are unequality here and there, we still managed to live in peace and harmony. At least we dont burn down any holy books or abusing others. We dont have to make a big fuss out of a little issue.
It took 200years for USA to achieved unity as Hishamuddin said. Therefore why dont we give time for Malaysia to develop and become a united country.
Stop complaining, stop being so radical. Lets work hard for it. If you want unity, lets be united.

Salam

Mencari identiti

2010-10-18T19:43:00.000-07:00

Kasut suci Grunge

"Kau kena masuk grunge", kata Abang aku sambil merenung poster Meat puppet. "Ini muzik untuk common people. Bukan macam hip hop. Kau mampu ke beli baju Fubu dengan kasut AiMax?", ujarnya lagi.

Aku terdiam. Memang hati ini suka grunge. Lihat saja gaya Kurt Cobain beraksi. Busuk dan keras. Tapi ada satu benda yang menghalang aku masuk Grunge.

"Aku suka Green day la. Aku nak masuk Punk Rock", jawab aku tegas dan nyata.

Midnight

2010-10-17T18:13:00.000-07:00

Fly me to the moon

I want to play among the stars

But dont you worry

I'll be home by midnight

I want to swim in the deepest ocean

I want to climb the highest mountain

But dont you worry

I'll be home by midnight

By midnight, Ill be by your side

I'll never leave you alone

Without a shoulder to cry on

I'll light up the dark

By midnight

You wont be alone by midnight

Gosip

2010-10-15T02:40:00.000-07:00

Ya dik non sekalin. Kembali bersama Abang billy dalam ruang gosip kelas masa kini.
Entry kali ini Abang Billy ada berita2 hangat. Blog2 artis dan gosip lain mana ada berita2 hangat macam ni. Semua Bang Billy tapau.
Memula sekali gosip perhubungan. Semenjak dua ni ramai kawan2 Bang Billy bercouple2. Ini menunjukkan hormon testosteron mereka sudah membuak2. Ada yang sudah dijangka, ada juga diluar jangkaan. Kawan2 Bang Billy ni memang macam tingkap kereta proton. Unpredictable.Pape pun Tahniah Bang Billy ucapkan.Bagus la kalau begitu.
Di samping gosip hubungan ada juga gosip skendel. Benda ni sulit tapi Bang Billy dapat bau. Ingat, ni Bang Billy, segala gosip akan sampai. Skendel mendel ni benda lapuk. Bang Billy pun malas nak layan sangat. Tapi informer Bang Billy membuak2 suruh tulis. So Bang Billy selitkan sikit la. Pesanan Bang Billy, benda sedap memang besh, tapi kalo dah kena baru tau sedap ke tak. Oh my gucci!
Gosip ketiga ialah gosip biasiswa. Bang Billy dapat tau ada jejaka ni bakal mendapat biasiswa. Setelah penat isi borang, medical check up 6 kali, berurusan dengan kerani yang tak berapa laju, akhirnya biasiswa beliau hampir di perolehi. Bang Billy berharap agar jejaka biasiswa dapat menghubungi Bang Billy bagi proses makan dan bayar di Bagan Lalang.
Junior Bang Billy di universiti Bumiputera juga dengarnya ramai yang sudah hampir gila menyiapkan tugasan terakhir. Oh my LV. Sabar dek non. Benda simple, jgn buat terok. Bang Billy ucapkan semoga maju jaya di masa depan.
Akhir sekali Bang Billy akan tinggalkan dek non sekalian dengan gambar pemenang peraduan filem 6 Salam terbitan Doktor kurus terkenal. Sekian.

Easy

2010-10-12T01:05:00.000-07:00

Look, its very easy.

After a punch in the face, lots of cursing, and some paper cuts, everything will be over.

Its nothing personal, its just business.

Kempen

2010-10-10T06:16:00.000-07:00

Benda-benda macam ni jangan ambil mudah

Waktu yang di nanti

2010-10-07T23:59:00.000-07:00

Kepada Si Dia Dari Saya

Lelaki melayu

2010-10-07T19:03:00.000-07:00

Cuba bagi tau aq. Kenapa perlu ada pertandingan Gadis Melayu? Apakah kriteria2 untuk layak bertanding? Apakah ciri-ciri untuk menang?
Gadis Melayu. Perlu ke cantik macam bidadari. Perlu ke pakai tudung nampak jambul? Perlu ke ada gambar jadi ahli kelab malam? Perlu ke tunjuk pandai mengaji di depan tv.
Sumpah aq tak faham. Ni kes tak paham lagi teruk dari tak pahamnya aq kenapa proton keluar kan kereta kotak JUARAdan kereta loser TIARA.
Tak perlulah nak bertanding sapa lagi Melayu. Buat penat je. Alih2 sapa yang masuk pertandingan tu dapat masuk tv. BErlakon drama. Tayang lurah dada. Kahwin sama ahli perniagaan,kerabat atau Dato' bernama A atau B atau C atau apa2 huruf. Cliche.
Kalo nak sangat bertanding buat lah pertandingan LELAKI MELAYU. Ini mesti mencabar. Susah nak cari lelaki Melayu yang bagus secara holistik. Kacak, tampan, menawan, berbudi pekerti, pandai mengaji depan tv dan menjawab soalan pengacara secara spontan.
Tolak Syeikh Muzafar, berapa kerat je mampu memenuhi kriteria diatas? Pakat kalau buat audition musti tak berapa ramai nak dtang.
Bukan niat aq nak perlekehkan lelaki Melayu. Cuma aq tak berapa gemar dengan lelaki yang mengaku Melayu tapi perangai tak berapa nak sedap.
Sebagai lelaki Melayu kita kena berperangai sedap sikit. Biar la wajah tak kacak macam Aron Aziz., tapi perangai kasi sedap. Belajar sungguh2. Hormat orang tua. Jaga kelakuan. Tak buang anak luar nikah dalam semak. Tak pakai kasut Supra. Tak dengar Justin Bibir. Bukan gengster warna warni. Yang penting berdaya saing.
Baru la sedap di panggil lelaki Melayu. Baru la tak ramai gadis Melayu tak diperdaya Lelaki Lombok awatu Awang Hitam atau Pir bi dil Hei Pakistani.
Oleh itu aq menyarankan agar lelaki Melayu termasuk aq berperangai sedap sikit dan gadis2 yang asik nak glamer je ingatlah nak jadi glamer senang- Kena tangkap khalwat atau jadi ahli kelab malam. Tapi semua tu duniawi je.
Sekian.

Cikgu

2010-10-06T23:52:00.000-07:00

Tadi tengah main Facebook. Tiba-tiba2 terbaca satu note yang di tulis oleh seorang guru. Apa yang menarik note itu mengenai peristiwa dia di hina oleh parents. Kata-kata kurang hajau di hamburkan kepada cikgu tu - "Cikgu, my paycheck is higher than yours".
Wah. Terbakar aq dengar ayat2 macam tu. Memang makcik tu takde otak. Semulia2 cikgu dia hina sampai macam tu sekali.
Memang sekarang cikgu kerjaya yang tak hip sangat. Bukan mcam dulu. Di pandang tinggi. Zaman sekarang kalo korang kerja doktor,jurutera,penyanyi,pelakon filem murahan kasi tayang lurah dada baru di pandang hebat.
Cikgu is an underrated job. Kerja banyak, gaji rendah. Orang luar tengok cikgu keja pagi balik petang. Tapi petang tu pukul berapa? 4? 5? 6?
Mengajar kerja cikgu. Guru persatuan kerja cikgu.Buat jadual kerja cikgu. Hari kantin kerja cikgu. Jaga Displin kerja cikgu. Kejar budak pakai rotan kerja cikgu. Jumpa orang buang bayi kerja cikgu. Pendek kata memang banyak.
Begitu banyak jasa seorang guru, masih ada orang ramai tergamak mengutuk dan memperlekehkan guru. Katanya guru kerja orang biasa. Gaji sikit. Pastu kata lagi cikgu tak pandai mengajar, anak dia baik tapi gagal exam sebab cikgu, cikgu tak jaga anak dia sampai cedera kepala lutut. Macam2.
Sudah2 lah tu. Cukuplah dengan mentaliti rendah mengalahkan monyet. Guru profesyen yang mulia. Mendidik anak bangsa. Para guru tak minta di sanjung. CUkuplah sekadar memahami dan membantu guru-guru mendidik anak2 murid.
Jangan sampai nanti guru jadi rare species baru la nak menyesal. Baru nak naik gaji. Baru nak bahas kat parlimen. Baru nak ada rancangan AKADEMI CIKGU. Baru Sultan Bola nak letak jawatan. No point!!
Kepada cikgu yang di hina tu, diharap anda tabah. Ini semua dugaan. Takkan selamanya kita dihina. Tengok proton, dulu orang menyampah, sekarang bersepah Persona elegance. Tambah aksesori je pon. Haha!

Percuma

2010-10-05T07:15:00.001-07:00

Wallpaper percuma bulan ini. Tak rugi simpan.

Lemah

2010-10-05T06:57:00.001-07:00

Team paling boring diEngland

Sayang tetap sayang

Sedap

2010-10-02T10:42:00.000-07:00

Ini awek buat hati berdebar

Itu hari tengok Magika sama marka. Dengan reputsai cerita fantasi muzikal yang hebat, aq tgk dengan penuh high expectation.
Sejam setengah aq dihiburkan. Rumusannya memang Magika Sedap!!!
Macam ni lah cerita melayu yang perlu dibanyakkan. Kreatif. Ini tak. Cerita cinta2,dato'orang kaya, orang susah. Bosan la.Tu drama boleh la.
Jangan jadi bengap macam Manchester United yang main away. Bengap.
Tolongla jadi kreatif mcm KRU.

P/s- lagu feveret aq dalam magika ada banyak. Tapi lagu ni memang berhnatu.Tak tau kenapa. Tajuk dia Tidurlah.

Free gear

2010-09-26T23:58:00.001-07:00

Rajah A

Kepah ajak aq beli basikal tanpa gear atau nama funkynya Fixies. Entah kenapa aq tak berapa keen sangat nak beli benda tu. Maybe sebab kecik2 dulu dah puas mengayuh. Dah besar nak kayuh lain plak. Tapi kalo duit masuk ribu2 apaadahal beli benda ni. Sesekali kayuh kasi badan sehat. Takde hal la. Kalo aq beli fixies aq nak buat skill ni (rujuk Rajah A) untuk memikat hai awek.2 Nama skill ni Wikang sampai kangkang.

Sekian.

Irony

2010-09-24T04:15:00.001-07:00

Waiting game

2010-09-24T04:07:00.001-07:00

Wake me up when September ends,cause Im waiting for my allowance.

Budak2

2010-09-20T11:09:00.001-07:00

Raya sebagai budak2 paling sedap.
Boleh dapat baju baru, kasut baru, jalan raya, makan sedap dan paling besh duit raya.
Tahun ni budak2 pandang serong sama aq. Ini semua sebab aq tak mampu beri duit raya. Aq tak bekerja wey.
Benda biasa dalam dunia. Kalo kaya suma orang sayang. Semuanya wangi. Cis!
Jaga korang budak2 aq jadi dekan UiTM nanti korang datang merayu kat aq nak repeat aq kasi pandang serong sama korang.

Teruk

2010-09-20T11:03:00.000-07:00

I thought when I quit my job, life would become much better.
I will have more free time, I can hang out with my hommies more, I can spend my own sweet time in doing my stuff.
But Im extremely wrong. My life starts to ruin once I quit my job.
I become less discipline, my motivation decrease and the worst is I got insomnia.
Its 2 oclock in the morning and I dont have any plan to sleep yet.
Help me!

Post Raya

2010-09-15T07:29:00.000-07:00

Selamat hari raya
Akibat menonton tv aq rasa IQ aq semakin rendah kerana disajikan dengan bahan yang tidak mendidik. Cuma membunuh sel otak aq. Tapi aq tak kesah. Raya kan. Pesta hawa nafsu. Haha~
Makan banyak juga mengakibatkan seluar jeans berjenama aq terasa sedikit ketat. Hawa nafsu lagi menguasai diri. Damn~
Jemputan open house semakin banyak. Maaf terpaksa jadi selevtive. Masa hanya ada 24 jam dan perut hanya ada selambak. Tak boleh pergi semua.
Apa2 pun Selamat hari raya.

P/s- Zombi kampung pisang terbaik!

Raya

2010-09-07T03:32:00.000-07:00

Hari raya hampir tiba.
Selamat menyambut dengan gembira.
Tetapi ingat dalam kepala anda, hari raya bukan bermakna bebas segala-galanya.

Kenal

2010-09-04T10:24:00.000-07:00

"Eh ko kenal artis A? Dia dulu kawan aq masa kat Sekolah Tabika"
"Eleh Si B tu. Dulu masa kat JATI aq terpaksa belanja dia hari2. Sekarang dah terkenal lupa aq".
"Si C tu saudara jauh belah maklang aq".
'Aq kenal si D tu masa sama2 merempit kat Merlimau dulu. Rapat sangat. Band of brother!"

Bila dah famous semua orang mengaku ada hubungan dengan orang yang terkenal tu. Cmon...!!!